Dear Loved One:
By now you probably already know that I am having an affair with the youngest of your daughters. Itâ€™s not like I planned this to happen, but I couldnâ€™t help it, she is younger, sexier, prettier and easier. Yes, she is easier than you, and this is a moment in my life when I just want that. I got tired of you playing hard to get. You are just too complicated, with your inner conflicts and your multiple personality disorder trying to be everything to everyone. You just canâ€™t please everybody you know?
Probably the funniest thing I have read all month. An interesting way of saying goodbye, and of coarse the internet Title caught everyone’s attention.