Sorry for the lack of updates recently. I’ve just been distracted with several other things. So what’s new? …Nothing. lol…I wish I had something exciting that I was totally engrossed in, but I’d be lying. A random quote for you that I heard on the radio the other day:

“Everyone grab a pen and paper so you can write down the name of all the songs you want to download… *cough* …I mean buy.”

All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

and the best one: (this one bugs the crap out of me personally)

Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

And my source so you don’t think I wrote these: The New Bible for Women    

Seriously now, Does anyone need the month of October? I surely don’t. It’s a pretty useless month if you ask me. Halloween is a huge waste of time and generally nothing special goes on. I just want to get to November 8th so that I can enjoy the time I will have with my girlfriend. So this is a bit of a wanted advertisement I guess:

Wanted: Someone to make October disappear. Likes quiet walks on beaches…blah blah blah.

Let me know if anyone out there can make this happen.