Top 10 Rejected Valentine Messages
I take no credit (or insult) for these… 
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.8. I bought this Valentine’s card at the store
In hopes that, later, you’d be my w h o r e.7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn’t $250 a night.
6. You’re a woman of style, you’re a woman of class
Especially when I’m spanking, your big-round-fat a s s.5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I’m fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so’s you’re a s s.3. You’re a honey. . . and you’re a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo’s “booty”.2. I don’t wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let’s do it, I’m horny!1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
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