I don’t claim to have written this, I just found in on the net and thought I’d share with all of you 
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can’t stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it’s that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren’t you glad you use it? Don’t you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey–you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who’s next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going …
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can’t have just one.
Campbells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
Microsoft condoms: Where do you want to go today?
Wandering the Interwebs 