2008 Superbowl Commercials
Everyone watches the Superbowl for the commercials. Here is the collection of commercials broken down by the 4 quarters of the game. Enjoy!
Tale of a News Anchor
In no subtle way can one deny he is fake
He will do or say anything just for the sake.
His opinion is wavering it meanders from side to side
He is no leader, just a weak member of the pride.
He blindly follows the others like a sheep
Headed towards the ledge like a lemming about to leap.
Unattractive, bald, short in stature and in mind
Surely an original idea in his head you won’t find.
His name isn’t important, but I think it might be Bob
Though you’ll soon forget because he is just one of the mob.
If you were to tell him the sky was falling
He wouldn’t ask why he would just start calling.
His friends, his family, and those he loved
He’d do all of this just because it came from above.
All of this misguided information comes from a sly Fox
Which is supposed to be a source of truth playing on the box.
They create lies, half truths, and twists of reality
Leading to a doomed march towards another fatality.
These acts are criminal, but who is accountable?
No one listens to logic, and finding the truth seems insurmountable.
Until we demand integrity, we must endure this turmoil
Even though most of us know this war was really about the oil.
I very rarely write things that rhyme. Rhyming just usually isn't my thing, but I had to write this for a class and I think it actually turned out pretty well.
Interesting Links: 8.5.07
- The Best Geek Quotes, Sayings, and Phrases: #1 - There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
- HARLEM-13-GIGAPIXELS.COM: 13 gigapixel image taken in Harlem, New York City
- a Grayspace Poster Gallery: This gallery mostly consists of Polish posters designed since 1940
- FileHamster: FileHamster is a version tracking application for developers, graphic artists and other content creators that frequently modify existing files.
- Blueprint: A CSS Framework: Blueprint is a CSS framework, which aims to cut down on your CSS development time. It gives you a solid CSS foundation to build your project on top of, with an easy-to-use grid, sensible typography, and even a stylesheet for printing.
Yet again, this is what happens when I don't have time to blog during the week. The Geek quotes are funny, the Harlem image is pretty cool, the Polish posters are interesting to look at, FileHamster looks very useful during my upcoming college semester, and Blueprint...well, I don't know how I feel about that one just yet.
WYSIWTF
I found this over at UserFriendly Strip, and I thought this was incredibely funny (and true). Yes it's old, but it's still very funny.
Top 10 Dramatic Chipmunk Moments
Top 10 Dramatic Chipmunk Moments
When the dust settles, just remember to tell your grandkids about the day that changed your life forever. The day the Dramatic Chipmunk turned around, looked at you and said, "what the fuck are you looking at?"
Too funny! Chipmunks are always worth watching right?