Breaking Up With You, Your Daughter is Prettier and Easier
Breaking up with you, your daughter is prettier and easier
Dear Loved One:
By now you probably already know that I am having an affair with the youngest of your daughters. It’s not like I planned this to happen, but I couldn’t help it, she is younger, sexier, prettier and easier. Yes, she is easier than you, and this is a moment in my life when I just want that. I got tired of you playing hard to get. You are just too complicated, with your inner conflicts and your multiple personality disorder trying to be everything to everyone. You just can’t please everybody you know?
Debian: I will always have a place in my heart for you, but I’m with Ubuntu now and we are very happy together. Please stop attacking her. It’s your fault, not hers.
Love.
Gustavo Picon
Probably the funniest thing I have read all month. An interesting way of saying goodbye, and of coarse the internet Title caught everyone’s attention. 