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Remember Ring Gives You a Burning Reminder

The Remember Ring has a special nagging feature, using its “Hot Spot” technology that warms up to 120 degrees Fahrenheit for 10 seconds, every hour, on the hour, beginning 24 hours before that “special day,” apparently honoring the anniversary of your voluntary servitude.

I just had to laugh out loud [...]

Breaking up with you, your daughter is prettier and easier

Dear Loved One:

By now you probably already know that I am having an affair with the youngest of your daughters. It’s not like I planned this to happen, but I couldn’t help it, she is younger, sexier, prettier and easier. Yes, she is easier than you, [...]

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Photo Mosaic Generator

If a picture is worth a thousand words a photo mosaic is worth a billion words!

Everyone knows what a mosaic is, so just try it out if you’re interested.

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Anti-Telemarketing Script

Consumers experience telemarketing from a completely different point of view: more than 92% perceive commercial telephone calls as a violation of privacy. Telemarketers make use of a telescript - a guideline for a telephone conversation. This script creates an imbalance in the conversation between the marketer and the consumer. It is this imbalance, most [...]